I’m agin it!

Posted by on Monday, December 11th, 2006

I’m here to tell you that I officially, stridently, vehemently oppose food poisoning.  Don’t like it one bit.  Don’t try to sway me–my mind is made up.  I left work all chipper and cheery on Friday, and spent the rest of the weekend feeling like I was drunk, in the sense described by Douglas Adams in the Hitchhikers’ Guide to the Galaxy:

"It’s unpleasantly like being drunk."

"What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?"

"You ask a glass of water."

Tragically little knitting accomplished, one hell of a party missed, one hell of a trip with my niece Talia missed, and one hell of a Dancing Pig/Tuatha shopping opportunity (shopportunity?) missed, and no new computer ordered.  I sure have seen the Lord of the Rings movies again, though.  And the extras.  And I made serious progress on the very long, thankfully very good sci-fi novel that my big brother loaned me.  And I made excellent cat furniture, according to Speedwell and Yarrow, and a wonderfully generous couch-denizen, according to Kayo.  When I can’t eat the food I try to make myself eat, Kayo always offers to do the dishes and lie on my feet.  You can’t get that kind of dedicated service just anywhere.

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4 Responses to “I’m agin it!”

  1. --Debon 12 Dec 2006 at 6:17 pm 1

    Any weekend that includes the LOTR movies can’t be all bad!

  2. Thornyon 13 Dec 2006 at 10:22 am 2

    Oogh. I’m with you. Perhaps someone ought to spearhead some kind of Allied Citizens Against Food Poisoning group or something. We could write our legislators and stuff. 😉

    Glad you’re feeling better, at least.

  3. minnieon 13 Dec 2006 at 11:43 am 3

    did you eat at taco bell, lol?

  4. vion 13 Dec 2006 at 10:16 pm 4

    how the hell did you manage to get food poisioning?
    I ate two week old shrimp chow mein….and got me a good case a couple months ago
    I feel for you dear
    I really do
    vi

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