Eeeeeeeediot
Posted by Lanea on Wednesday, July 6th, 2005
Just, hmmmph, damn I’m mad. I need to cast on, join in a ring, and make a simple little strange hat for a strange head. But I can’t seem to stop twisting the stitches. A girl only has so much patience, hat. Only so much patience.
I will burn you, yarn. I’ll do it–don’t tempt me. Look up–it says “Crazy Lanea.” It doesn’t say “Forgiving woman with lots of patience and a fire extinguisher.” I come from a fire-loving people. Your future owner would never even know the difference, so there is no one to help you. If you embarrass me tonight in front of the gals, you’re going in a wicker man:
Just like that uncooperative Scottish guy in the movie. And Britt Eckland won’t even do a shaky-booty dance for you. You want that? Huh? Give it some thought. You have until 5:00 to decide.
Filed in knitting | 3 responses so far
Donnaon 06 Jul 2005 at 10:24 am 1LOL and I feel your pain! Put that yarn in its place
Jaymeon 06 Jul 2005 at 11:19 am 2LOL don’t worry about being embarrassed tonight, it happens to all of us sometimes. After the second time I usually decide to knit 2 or 3 rows flat before joining in the round.
Jayme
shelleyon 08 Jul 2005 at 6:24 pm 3Gosh, I thought I was the only one who had to start over, and start over, and start over… My last little project, a simple neck scarf: 6 beginnings! I’m not sure burning is the right threat though-I just shake the scissors at it.